It's 8 AM and I wake up thanks to the amazing sound of the alarm. I snatch it from the top of my jewellery drawer just to turn the sound of, but before that I have to get past a... strange... thing staring at me through the lock screen. Now, I have nothing against androgyny, but oh Lord, that man reminds me of my English teacher so damn straightly! Except she's way older than him, her skin is kind of darker and her hair is stunningly white. Not gray. White. She even got those beauty marks just like him. Terrifying, terrifying image.
So I have done the alarm extermination thing, and the next one is to get out of my lazy bed. And I jump out of it, leaving the sheet incoherently messy. That's fine, I am able to fix it. And I manage to do it. Ah, the sweet image of pink tulips blossoming! I'm so sorry I have crumpled you up like that. At least you're nicely put for now. Never will I allow anyone hurt you again, even myself.
It's Saturday, so I allow myself much more than I usually do because of going to school. What task should I carry on to for today: go shopping with my family, watch 24/7 music channels on TV or invite my friends over for a pizza? My mind's messier than the bed sheet I tarnished the image of earlier this morning, ugh! Got to make my mind up, which task can I take...?
Oh snap, you just found out my guilty pleasure song of 2011. Ah, Rebecca Black. Never change.
Anyway, I thought I could settle around going for the third option because I had a shiny pink cocktail dress stored all the way back in my wardrobe. Poor thing, most likely crying for help as hundreds and hundreds of other heavy clothes are pressuring it. Oh wait, silly me, clothes can not feel! But if this dress could become sentient for a day, it would be near its death, or at least coughing heavily and feeling skinny because it was squashed for that long. I check to see if it's okay digging deep through that unfabulous mess... and my, it is! I take it up high and rejoice! Yay! And so I hug it as well. My lovely clothing is so damn fine. I am definitely going to try it on to see if it still fits me.